do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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