i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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