absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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