chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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