you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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