I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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