why didn't you poke me back
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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