But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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