Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
someone threw a dead crab at me
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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