If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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