Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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