You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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