last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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