You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
