I cockslap morals
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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