Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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