yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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