CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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