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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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