In the future we'll all be gay
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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