I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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