too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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