what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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