You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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