I wanna bring you to show and tell
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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