arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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