i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
