the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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