if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
