you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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