is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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