What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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