Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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