She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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