She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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