i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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