I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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