Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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