i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
