Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
only you would photoshop your dick
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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