You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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