When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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