I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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