i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You can make out without kissing
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