Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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