No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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