But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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