i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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