When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i believe in u and ur pee
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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