New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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