now i know why i became what i already was.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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