how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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