I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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