The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So I just went to clothing optional bar
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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